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The inversion of eye rack Not to be confused with the invasion of Iraq.
Spoof airport announcements Not mine, but brilliant! Includes original sound recordings. Contains swearing.
If operating systems ran the airlines An old favourite, which I couldn't resist bringing up to date.
Queen Mother tamagotchi In fond memory, back by popular request (though I didn't create it). 393 Kb zip file.
Things you wish your computer had Also not mine, but I wish it was.Contains swearing.
Cartoons : -
            VDU Break
            Illegal Operation
            Insert Disk
Old jokes, dodgy drawings.
Elk mOOse gallery mOOse and reindeer only. And you need a fancy browser with Shockwave/Flash.


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Updated 8 June 2006